ROH Fantasy League-Season 5-LOS INGOBERNABLES DE ROHWORLD

[Burnside]

I can't stand to see Brada succeed. I begrudge him every ounce of happiness.

[Wilson]

I can't stand to see Brada succeed. I begrudge him every ounce of happiness.

[Burnside]

It's all come down to this

8/27 TV Field of Honor
Leon St. Giovanni & Shaheem Ali d Joey Daddiego & Ken Phoenix
Taeler Hendrix d Deonna Purrazzo
KUSHIDA d Dalton Castle
TV Title: Bobby Fish (c) d EVIL
IWGP IC Title: Michael Elgin (c) d Donovan Dijak
Briscoes won a tag gauntlet also featuring Leon St. Giovanni & Shaheem Ali , Gedo & Toru Yano, Cheeseburger & Will Ferrara, All Night Express, and War Machine
Tag Titles: The Addiction (c) d Briscoes
Young Bucks & Adam Page & Yujiro Takahashi d Motor City Machine Guns & ACH & Lio Rush
Kyle O'Reilly d Katsuyori Shibata (non-title)
Main Event, ROH World Title: Adam Cole (c) d Jay Lethal, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Tetsuya Naito

PAIN-SAVING KNEE OR BACK BRACE - Burnside - 14
Jay Lethal 2
Mark Briscoe 4
Michael Elgin 4
Frankie Kazarian 4
Beer City Bruiser

WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP?! - DXvsNWO1994 - 12
Jay Briscoe - 4
ACH - 1
Christopher Daniels - 4
KUSHIDA - 3
Silas Young

ROH IS WAR - Thelone - 8
Kyle O'Reilly - 3
Cheeseburger - 1
Kamaitachi
Adam Page - 3
Will Ferrara - 1

SUUUUUUUUUUUPERKIIIIIIIIIIIIICK - JigsawVsJason - 9
Bobby Fish - 4
Matt Jackson - 3
Shane Taylor
Lio Rush - 1
Kenny King - 1

POLITIX AND ALL THAT - Wilson - 2
Caprice Coleman
Raymond Rowe - 1
Alex Shelley - 1
Colt Cabana
Jay White

IMPACT IS POO POO - Brada - 7
Adam Cole - 5
Moose
Okada
Donovan Dijak - 1
Rhett Titus - 1

THUNDER BUDDIES 4 LIFE! - spundover - 6
Nick Jackson - 3
Hanson - 1
Dalton Castle - 1
Chris Sabin - 1
Keith Lee

FINAL STANDINGS
Burnside - 189 - WINNER OF HONOR
DXvsNWO1994 - 158 (+1)
Spundover - 157 (-1)
Wilson - 144
JigsawVsJason - 137
Brada - 130
Thelone - 100

[Wilson]

After staging his own ROH retirement, I found Burnside padding toward an abandoned amusement park. I joined him in a Ferris wheel cab. These were the last words I heard from the recluse:

You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. [gestures to fantasy players far below] Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand Fantasy Points of Honor for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my Fantasy Points, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of moderator’s tax, old man. Free of moderator’s tax - the only way you can be entered in the ROH FANTASY LEAGUE HALL OF TRIUMPH nowadays.

[Burnside]

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in WWE for 30 years under the McMahons they had steroids, racism, bullying, and screwjobs, but they produced Michaels, Austin, and the Attitude Era. In TNA they had brotherly love - they had fourteen years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The Aces and Eights. So long Bubba.

[Thelone]

Well at least I reached 100 points, that's... something I guess.

[Wilson]

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in WWE for 30 years under the McMahons they had steroids, racism, bullying, and screwjobs, but they produced Michaels, Austin, and the Attitude Era. In TNA they had brotherly love - they had fourteen years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The Aces and Eights. So long Bubba.

I never knew the old Nashville before the Monday Night War with its Dixielandia, its nostalgia and easy paydays. Philadelphia suited me better. I really got to know it in the classic period of the RF Video Market. We'd run anything if people wanted it enough - mmm - had the money to pay. Of course, a situation like that does tempt marks but you know they can't stay the course like a tape trader. Now the IWC - it's divided into four zones, you know, each occupied by a power: WrestlingForum,F4WOnline, VoicesofWrestling and ROHWorld. But the center of the IWC that's international policed by a Forum Moderating Council. One member of each of the four powers. Wonderful! What a hope they had! All strangers to the place and none of them could speak the same language. Except a sort of smattering of shitposting. Good fellows on the whole, did their best you know. Nashville doesn't really look any worse than a lot of other territories. Bombed about a bit.

[Brada]

I deserve to be hated, I drafted Moose. What the hell was I thinking?

[DXvsNWO1994]

Oh wow, I finished 2nd? For a first time player, I guess that's pretty cool.