ROH Fantasy League-Season 5-LOS INGOBERNABLES DE ROHWORLD

[Brada]

I'm an idiot...typed that drunk out of my Gord in mexico..lol....give me Okada

[Wilson]

If it is agreed that he is non-roster, then I would like to select Colt "Tommy Dreamer" Cabana.

[DXvsNWO1994]

So Brada has "Takahashi" on his proxy list. But I'm going to be humane and assume he meant "Tanahashi" (who is already taken) and does not really mean to draft Yujiro Takahashi.

I sure hope he meant Tanahashi. I can't fathom why anyone would even consider drafting Yuijro Takahashi.....

.....unless he has Mao, but she's been MIA recently.

[JigsawVs.Jason]

Lio Rush

[Burnside]

ROUND 1
Burnside - Jay "God! God! Your God!" Lethal
DXvsNWO - Jay "Try and Teach My Kids That" Briscoe
Thelone - Kyle "Rilo Kiley" O'Reilly
JigsawVsJason - Bobby "Generation X" Fish
Wilson - Roderick "Cookie Monster Voice Music" Strong
Brada - Adam "It's an Angle" Cole
Spundover - Nick "Slipping" Jackson

ROUND 2
Spundover - Han "No First Name" son
Brada - Moose "Moose" Moose
Wilson - Raymond "My Character is I Crashed My Bike" Rowe
JigsawVsJason - Matt "Slipping" Jackson
Thelone - Matt "Ancient Warrior Man" Sydal
DXvsNWO - AC "He knows he's in here somewhere" H
Burnside - Mark "Looking for Godzilla in Tokyo is the Least Funny Thing Ever" Briscoe

ROUND 3
Burnside - Michael "Angry Karl Pilkington" Elgin
DXvsNWO - Christopher "Giant Neck" Daniels
Thelone - Kamaitachi
JigsawVsJason - Hiroshi Tanahashi
Wilson - Alex “Not Marty McFly” Shelley
Brada - Donovan "Matt Morgan" Dijak
Spundover - Dalton "Party in the front,Party in the back" Castle

ROUND 4
Spundover - Chris "Not Dijak" Sabin
Brada - Kazuchika Okada
Wilson - Colt "Tommy Dreamer" Cabana
JigsawVsJason - Lio Rush
Thelone - Adam "Personal Day" Page
DXvsNWO - KUSHIDA
Burnside - Frankie "Chris's Friend" Kazarian

ROUND 5
Burnside - Tetsuya "Ungovernable" Naito
DXvsNWO - Silas "Last Real Man" Young
Thelone - Will "Mysterious Envelopes" Ferrara
JigsawVsJason - Kenny King
Wilson - Tomohiro Ishii
Brada - 9:02pm EST
Spundover -

[Burnside]

In the interests of completing this before the cutoff at midnight on Saturday, draft windows are hereby reduced to 4 hours.

Thelone is on the clock for 2:06pm EST.

[Thelone]

Still two picks and a sea of midcard goofs to choose from.

I'll take Adam Page.

[Burnside]

DXvsNWO on the clock for 2:26pm EST.

CATEGORIES UPDATE:
Needs non-roster pick: Burnside, DXvsNWO, Spundover

Needs tag pick: Brada

[DXvsNWO1994]

I'll take KUSHIDA!

[Burnside]

As you make your final pick, please post your full team and snarky team name.

PAIN-SAVING KNEE OR BACK BRACE
Jay Lethal
Mark Briscoe
Michael Elgin
Frankie Kazarian
Tetsuya Naito

[DXvsNWO1994]

WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP?!

Jay Briscoe
ACH
Christopher Daniels
KUSHIDA
Silas Young

[Thelone]

Will Ferrara because I don't know.

ROH IS WAR

Kyle O'Reilly
Matt Sydal
Kamaitachi
Adam Page
Will Ferrara

[Burnside]

I have a proxy list from Jigsaw but all his picks have been gobbled up. He's on the clock for 5:27pm EST.

[JigsawVs.Jason]

Kenny King

SUUUUUUUUUUUPERKIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Bobby Fish
Matt Jackson
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Lio Rush
Kenny King

[Wilson]

Tomohiro Ishii

POLITIX AND ALL THAT

Roderick Strong
Raymond Rowe
Alex Shelley
Colt Cabana
Tomohiro Ishii

[Burnside]

Brada and then Spundover. Brada's pick must be a tag wrestler, and Spundover's must be non-roster.

[Brada]

I guess the only option left is that curtain jerking spare hack Rhett Titus.

IMPACT IS POO POO

Adam Cole
Moose
Okada
Donovan Dijak
Rhett Titus

[spundover]

And the final pick will be....

"UNCLE" JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER!!!


THUNDER BUDDIES 4 LIFE!

Nick Jackson
Hanson
Dalton Castle
Chris Sabin
Jushin "Thunder" Liger

[Brada]

I just won season 5 Bay Bay

[Burnside]

And we're off!

Sunday, 5/8 Global War's Mother's Day PPV
Dark Match: Juice Robinson & Kamaitachi d All Night Express & Silas Young/Beer City Bruiser
Dalton Castle d Adam Page, Roderick Strong, and ACH
Jushin Liger & Cheeseburger d The Addiction
Tetsuya Naito d Kyle O'Reilly
Young Bucks & Guerillas of Destiny d Motor City Machine Guns & Matt Sydal & KUSHIDA
Tag Titles: War Machine (c) d Briscoes
TV Title: Bobby Fish d Tomohiro Ishii (c) - NEW CHAMP
Kazuchika Okada & Moose d Michael Elgin & Hiroshi Tanahashi
World Title, Main Event: Jay Lethal (c) NC Colt Cabana

PAIN-SAVING KNEE OR BACK BRACE - Burnside - 13
Jay Lethal 3
Mark Briscoe 2
Michael Elgin 2
Frankie Kazarian 2
Tetsuya Naito 4

WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP?! - DXvsNWO1994 - 9
Jay Briscoe - 2
ACH - 2
Christopher Daniels - 2
KUSHIDA - 2
Silas Young - 1

ROH IS WAR - Thelone - 9
Kyle O'Reilly - 2
Matt Sydal - 2
Kamaitachi - 3
Adam Page - 2
Will Ferrara

SUUUUUUUUUUUPERKIIIIIIIIIIIIICK - JigsawVsJason - 14
Bobby Fish - 7
Matt Jackson - 4
Hiroshi Tanahashi - 2
Lio Rush
Kenny King - 1

POLITIX AND ALL THAT - Wilson - 14
Roderick Strong -2
Raymond Rowe - 5
Alex Shelley - 2
Colt Cabana - 3
Tomohiro Ishii - 2

IMPACT IS POO POO - Brada - 9
Adam Cole
Moose - 4
Okada - 4
Donovan Dijak
Rhett Titus - 1

THUNDER BUDDIES 4 LIFE! - spundover - 19
Nick Jackson - 4
Hanson - 5
Dalton Castle - 4
Chris Sabin - 2
Jushin "Thunder" Liger - 4

STANDINGS
Spundover - 19
JigsawVsJason - 14
Wilson - 14
Burnside - 13
DXvsNWO1994 - 9
Thelone - 9
Brada - 9