How Should ROH Book Hulk Hogan?

[Burnside]

I hear he's about to be available at very reasonable per-appearance rates.

Spitballin' here.

- Gives WWE Hall of Fame Ring to Mark Briscoe, who is like a son to him. The ring represents Hulkamania and the world. They team for six months as Hulkamanup or whatever, but then Mark Briscoe gradually shows signs of jealousy towards Hulk. In a match at Death Before Dishonor 2016 against dirty, stinky War Machine, Hulk is getting the worst of it due to that no-good Truth Martini hitting him with the Book of Truth. He crawls desperately to his corner but Mark REFUSES TO TAG. What a despicable act, King Corino. Mark walks out and heads to the back. Corino notes that Hulk had this coming because he was a glory hog. Hulk is forced to win the match 2-on-1 on his own (which he does of course). Table is set for Final Battle.

Other ideas?

[ICHIFUJI]

Mega Powers again with Cheeseburger(or Dalton)

[Wilson]

I would really kill to see Hulk Hogan again come to close encounters with The Band, this time in an ROH ring. Unfortunately, that might be difficult due to Eric Young’s obligation in Florida, which would feel like a vacuous and gimmicky storyline without their crown jewel.) Anyhoo, this will reach its emotional zenith when discussing who was really eminence grise of WCW and who was really to blame for the Fingerpoke of Doom, of course while burying every other wrestler who has come to pass in the past twenty years.

Alternatively—to cut at the heart of pop culture, as in the fashion of our great industry—it would be really fun to see Hollywood “shoot” his grievances about Gawker whilst on national TV. This might actually catalyze the next coming of an Attitude Era.

[ROHFanAnthony]

They shouldn't at all.

[supersonic]

Dixie bringing him back home will be TNA's final poetic segment.

[Sardonic Artery]

Full-on racist Hogan getting kicked in the nuts by Lethal, brother.

[Sardonic Artery]

Full-on racist Hogan getting kicked in the nuts by Lethal, brother.

Oh, and Harlem Heat screaming, "Hulk Hogan, we coming for you, n****r."

[jordidebaas]

I'd have him form a new NWO, because that's best for bussiness.

[AndyDiaz]

I'd have him form a new NWO, because that's best for bussiness.

Cheeseburger, Caprice Coleman, Mike Posey, and Beer City Bruiser. #Bestforbusiness

[lariat_tubman]

Only if they bring in Bubba the Love Sponge too. And the Nasty Boys.

[trufreedom]

Can we get Zeus from No Holds Barred too, or am I dreaming here?

[trufreedom]

Or against these guys?

[Croms Bones]

Yes.

Bring him in and feed him to the roster in squash match after squash match. Have him stumble down to the ring like he has a load in his pants and just get destroyed night after night.

[SamoaNOAH]

Whatcha gonna do, when Prince Nana, the embassy and Hulkaracist runs wild on yoooou brotha (brotha in the racist sense)??!!

[D2Kvirus]

[Northwoods_Nightmare]

Bullet Club in the ring announce they are bringing out the newest/oldest member of the Bullet Club. NWO-esque Hogan walks out. BC immediately turns on him with a surprise super-kick from everybody. Hogan is stretchered out and not seen again.

[Marketh.]

Full-on racist Hogan getting kicked in the nuts by Lethal, brother.

Oh, and Harlem Heat screaming, "Hulk Hogan, we coming for you, n****r."

I'd turn this around a little. Hogan calls out Lethal, saying he heard that ROH just crowned their first black World Champion and that he will not stand for this. Lethal cuts a promo on him, expressing his disappointment in Hogan's beliefs and arguing that all men are equal, regardless of skin colour. Hogan has an epiphany and thanks Lethal for changing his mind and showing him the error of his ways.

But suddenly, Hogan hits him with the big boot and drops the leg! He picks up the belt, stands over Lethal, gets in his KO'd face and says "Jay Lethal...I'm coming for you, n****r!" Hogan raises the ROH World title.

I wish I lived in a world in which they could get away with such a ridiculous feud.

[jordidebaas]

Instead of the black and white NWO, he should form the "white NWO"
Their ring attire should look like this

[dhads7161]

I hear he's about to be available at very reasonable per-appearance rates.

Spitballin' here.

- Gives WWE Hall of Fame Ring to Mark Briscoe, who is like a son to him. The ring represents Hulkamania and the world. They team for six months as Hulkamanup or whatever, but then Mark Briscoe gradually shows signs of jealousy towards Hulk. In a match at Death Before Dishonor 2016 against dirty, stinky War Machine, Hulk is getting the worst of it due to that no-good Truth Martini hitting him with the Book of Truth. He crawls desperately to his corner but Mark REFUSES TO TAG. What a despicable act, King Corino. Mark walks out and heads to the back. Corino notes that Hulk had this coming because he was a glory hog. Hulk is forced to win the match 2-on-1 on his own (which he does of course). Table is set for Final Battle.

Other ideas?

How did War Machine join the HOT?

[Burnside]

The big, smelly, 700 pound Hanson was jealous of Hulk, brother. Hulk's always getting cheap-shotted by a no-good Jack Tunney or Pearl Harbored by a no-good Raymond Rowe.