Just for fun and I pray this never really happens. Let's say instead of Cornette, Russo was helping Delirious book ROH. What atrocities would we see on ROH tv and dvds? I can just imagine it now...
Jay Briscoe vs Mark Briscoe in a chicken on a pole match
Grizzly Redwood "winning" the tv title by finding it in the woods
Mike Bennett finds out Brutal Bob is his father and Maria is his sister
Papa Brisco becomes one half of the tag team champions
Val Venis breaks Ciampa's undefeated streak
I can't think of anymore now, but hopefully you guys can come up with something funny.
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Team Richards would start every TV show with a 25 minute promo
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Oh God...ROHWorld_Harry wrote:Team Richards would start every TV show with a 25 minute promo
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....ROHWorld_Harry wrote:Team Richards would start every TV show with a 25 minute promo
and end with a 25 minute promo!
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Team Richards would consist of Davey Richards, Adam Cole, and Tugboat. Just because.
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I know you are making jokes, by Ive thought about this before and I'd be on board.
Leave Cornette and Deli in charge, but allow Russo to help write? The guy has come up with some of the most genius storylines in history when he has a filter. Unfiltered, he's terrible.
Leave Cornette and Deli in charge, but allow Russo to help write? The guy has come up with some of the most genius storylines in history when he has a filter. Unfiltered, he's terrible.
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I would love to see Russo write a TV show other than wrestling. I'm sure it would be entertaining at the very least.Hammond Eggar wrote:I know you are making jokes, by Ive thought about this before and I'd be on board.
Leave Cornette and Deli in charge, but allow Russo to help write? The guy has come up with some of the most genius storylines in history when he has a filter. Unfiltered, he's terrible.
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Michael Elgin and R.D. Evans would have a Bra and Panties match... for the full 60 minute draw.
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Why does this thread exist? Please stop it.
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I just thought I'd start something fun. If you don't like it don't post in it.
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A Mia Yim on a pole match.
I honestly wouldn't mind that one.
I honestly wouldn't mind that one.
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Imagine the uproar if at Best In The World, Eddie Edwards just lay down for Davey after a fingerpoke of doom just to give his mate the title.
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Mark Henry and Mae Young's hand child has grown up and attacks Davey Richards to steal the ROH title.
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...ROH would be dead within a year
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Some people were suggesting that might happen at Final Battle in the Corino vs. Steen match.classic-cabana wrote:Imagine the uproar if at Best In The World, Eddie Edwards just lay down for Davey after a fingerpoke of doom just to give his mate the title.
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One of the things Russo hated about wwf before he took the book was Doink, so I don't think something like this would happen.Rudas_Iskariot wrote:a 40 Doink the clown battle royal that last under 5 minutes
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Here's another thing that would likely happen in ROH under Russo's watch. Kevin Steen vs Davey Richards on ROH on SBG and the match goes no more than 3 minutes.
When Kurt Angle came to TNA one of the matches I was anticipating was him vs AJ Styles. I was hoping it would be on ppv and it would last at least 20 minutes. The first time these two faced it was on Impact and it only lasted 3 minutes! The first time Sting vs Angle happened, it was 4 minutes on Impact. Sure these matches would eventually be given a lot of time on ppv, but the first ever match should be well-built and put on ppv to draw money! "sigh"
When Kurt Angle came to TNA one of the matches I was anticipating was him vs AJ Styles. I was hoping it would be on ppv and it would last at least 20 minutes. The first time these two faced it was on Impact and it only lasted 3 minutes! The first time Sting vs Angle happened, it was 4 minutes on Impact. Sure these matches would eventually be given a lot of time on ppv, but the first ever match should be well-built and put on ppv to draw money! "sigh"
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Yeah. Same thing happened with Nigel/Angle. They had a street fight within two or three weeks on TV. Wasted potential.
I used to be a huge TNA fan, but I pretty much gave up after Joe joined the Main Event Mafia.
I used to be a huge TNA fan, but I pretty much gave up after Joe joined the Main Event Mafia.