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Maybe Caprice Coleman isn't an ordained minister after all and has no idea Kevin Kelly's been saying this every match.
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Marketh. wrote:Maybe Caprice Coleman isn't an ordained minister after all and has no idea Kevin Kelly's been saying this every match.
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From Dutt/Lethal:

"How impressive was Sonjay Dutt? Let's take a look at what we just saw!"

No replay.

Not really his fault, but I thought it was funny.
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DieHard wrote:From Dutt/Lethal:

"How impressive was Sonjay Dutt? Let's take a look at what we just saw!"

No replay.

Not really his fault, but I thought it was funny.
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From ASEV (and probably about a dozen more shows):

*BJ Whitmer performs something that isn't The Perfect Combination*

Kevin Kelley: Perfect Combination!

*Whitmer performs The Perfect Combination two minutes later*

KK: "... GOT HIM!"
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Bizarre Nigel Commentary:

"Lethal does not give his opponent a second - a SECOND - to recuperate once he has the advantage."

This just sticks out to me, since Lethal always takes half an hour to get to the top rope and hit the elbow. There's always time for an extended Savage tribute in a Lethal match, no matter what's on the line.
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Can someone compile all the times the phrase "right on top of us" and its variations were stated by the commentary team at ASEV into a video?
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LigerSword wrote:Can someone compile all the times the phrase "right on top of us" and its variations were stated by the commentary team at ASEV into a video?
I was thinking the same thing... "right on top of us" or "right above us"
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At Manhattan Mayhem V, he claimed that Mondo vs. Taven from ROH on SBG was "one of the best matches of 2012."
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"History is about to repeat itself. But in a different way." - Prince Nana
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ROHWorld_Jon wrote:"History is about to repeat itself. But in a different way." - Prince Nana
God Bless Nana! Anyone reckon he may improve given a chance or six?!
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I think Kevin is gold as a commentator even with his quirks
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About Brian Fury : "A world TV opportunity for this young man". He's 34, six years older than Taven.
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Yugiohnoonoo wrote:I think Kevin is gold as a commentator even with his quirks
We know, you've said it about 5 times in this thread.
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Mike Adamle wrote:
Yugiohnoonoo wrote:I think Kevin is gold as a commentator even with his quirks
We know, you've said it about 5 times in this thread.
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Kelly on Davey's Tombstone Piledriver from the August 10th TV show:
I've never seen anybody kick out of that, but Michael Elgin just did.
Kevin had to of seen the Taker/HBK match from Wrestlemania 26. I'm sure it's happened a number of other times in WWE and ROH (and definitely elsewhere).
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Hopefully he won't be returning as a commentator. Like I said in another thread, excellent manager, horrible commentator IMO.

Why isn't Nigel back behind the mic full time now? Wasn't sure if it was a scheduling issue or something that kept him from doing it at Manhattan Mayhem. Oh well, at least he commentated at the latest TV taping and the All Star Extravaganza show.
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Matt Jackson does a DX crotch chop:
"Well that dated reference, for all you kids out there..."
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So JR has left WWE... I know it won't happen, but I would like to see him in ROH.

If he ever expresses interest in working for a wrestling promotion again, I TNA will probably also be interested in him.
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Does anyone have an audio clip of Kelly saying 'Soaring and Scoring'? I want to remix it
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felkerpat wrote:Does anyone have an audio clip of Kelly saying 'Soaring and Scoring'? I want to remix it

Just watch any Eddie Edwards match and you'll find it :)
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