Bizarre Kevin Kelly Commentary

[Big Red Machine]

If anyone was bad on commentary at Global Wars, it was Michael Elgin.

Yeah. LOL.


Kevin Kelly: You though it was gonna be Okada, but now it’s AJ Styles. How does that change things for you?”
Michael Elgin: You know… it really doesn’t change things.


Thanks for totally killing that topic of conversation, Elgin.

[Marketh.]

Kevin and Corino talking about how big of a draw Matt Hardy is in an arena with a clear view of a lot of empty seats.

[-MP-]

If anyone was bad on commentary at Global Wars, it was Michael Elgin.

Yeah. LOL.


Kevin Kelly: You though it was gonna be Okada, but now it’s AJ Styles. How does that change things for you?”
Michael Elgin: You know… it really doesn’t change things.


Thanks for totally killing that topic of conversation, Elgin.

"With just a week until your IWGP title shot, will you even be able to sleep?"
"Well you have to sleep."

Fuck him, for real. I hope he loses the match in 18 seconds.

[lariat_tubman]

If anyone was bad on commentary at Global Wars, it was Michael Elgin.

Yeah. LOL.


Kevin Kelly: You though it was gonna be Okada, but now it’s AJ Styles. How does that change things for you?”
Michael Elgin: You know… it really doesn’t change things.


Thanks for totally killing that topic of conversation, Elgin.

"With just a week until your IWGP title shot, will you even be able to sleep?"
"Well you have to sleep."

Fuck him, for real. I hope he loses the match in 18 seconds.

Hahaha yeah I wanted him to win until this commentary. They really gotta send him to an acting class at a community college or something!

[Northwoods_Nightmare]

At least we'll know he's well rested for the match!

[Big Red Machine]

Kevin and Corino talking about how big of a draw Matt Hardy is in an arena with a clear view of a lot of empty seats.

And this was also just a few minutes after they were talking about how much the fans hated him and didn't want to see him.

[jordidebaas]

After Corino said the Hardy boys were the first brother tag team.
"No they weren't."
"Well can you name other teams before them?"
"Well, eh... eh... eh......... There have been a hundred brother tag teams before them."

[Robareid]

I just listened, he actually said:

"Well, eh, eh, the Andersons... There have been a hundred brother tag teams before them."

[Big Red Machine]

I just listened, he actually said:

"Well, eh, eh, the Andersons... There have been a hundred brother tag teams before them."

Weren't the Andersons cousins?

[-MP-]

I just listened, he actually said:

"Well, eh, eh, the Andersons... There have been a hundred brother tag teams before them."

Weren't the Andersons cousins?

Uncle and nephew, but only in kayfabe. Flair was supposedly their cousin.

[Robareid]

That's what it sounded like he said to me. He might have said Armstrongs though, and they were brothers.

[Reaper G]

I just listened, he actually said:

"Well, eh, eh, the Andersons... There have been a hundred brother tag teams before them."

Weren't the Andersons cousins?

Gene, Lars, and Ole were billed as brothers. Arn came along later as Ole's cousin.

[Hellfont93]

He was merely stating a fact but "Todd Sinclair just made out with Maria!" is something I never wanted to or thought I'd ever hear.

[BTW10]

*Bobby Fish does the Ric Flair strut at Aftershock*

Kevin Kelly: You're a long way from Memphis!

[dhads7161]

*Bobby Fish does the Ric Flair strut at Aftershock*

Kevin Kelly: You're a long way from Memphis!

Fargo strut. But Fish was clearly doing the Flair strut though.

[Marketh.]

Bizarre Health Hotline advert:

"Operators are standing by. Call 800-471-2270. That's 800-471-2270. Again, 800-471-2270. That's 800-471-2270."

Jesus Christ...it's like they paid for too much airtime. Also, how the Hell do adverts like this still exist?

[ZTStyles]

Bizarre Health Hotline advert:

"Operators are standing by. Call 800-471-2270. That's 800-471-2270. Again, 800-471-2270. That's 800-471-2270."

Jesus Christ...it's like they paid for too much airtime. Also, how the Hell do adverts like this still exist?

As a radio jock that also voices commercials for local clients, I can firmly say that mess is just awful script writing, and sadly they are more common than they should be.

[lariat_tubman]

Anyone else think Kelly looks like that guy ordering the knee brace from the Health Alert commercials?

[Northwoods_Nightmare]

[Marketh.]

"Did you know that Mark Briscoe is now an ordained minister?"

I think half the roster is now, according to Kevin Kelly.